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Born in the Land of the Fermenting Cabbage, I am: hot of temper, fond of drink, and short of willy.

About Me

Location Marker

Vernon, United States

Male Gender

male

Relationship Status

Relationship: Single

Dating Domain Joined

Joined: depression.dating

Birthdate Age

Age: 48

Seeking

Seeking: female

Intentions

Intentions: See what Happens

Personality

Personality: Balanced

Some fun facts about me to get you started:

I'm a freakishly tall Asian man-child with a penchant for crude humor and untimely flatulence. If you're unfortunate enough to find yourself on a dinner date with me and I lean forward for what appears to be an unwelcome kiss, don’t be alarmed: I’m probably just sharting.

I have a deathly fear of winged insects. If I see so much as a gnat circling anywhere near me I will run like Prefontaine until I'm completely lost and in need of a taxi. I miss a lot of work this way.

I'm also a hopeless film nut. My dream is to amass enough wealth so I can leisurely travel the world attending film festivals. Based on my current income—and if my math is correct—I should be able to attend the Berlinale in the year 2097. I can't ing wait!

Years of avoiding physical exercise have left me with the upper body strength of Stephen Hawking. If you're out at movie theater, say, and you spot an unusually lanky Asian man slumped over in his seat, chances are great that it's me. And please, for the love of Jesus, HELP ME. Thanks in advance. 
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